Damn, J-Lo! You are...
75%!
dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a man (or woman.) Not only do you know how to turn a guy's (or girl's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."
FUN FACT...
people more dateable than you (33%)
people just as dateable as you (3%)
people less dateable than you (62%)
Based on the 2,605,361 submissions before you.
You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are
34%
pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.
FUN FACT...
people more pickup-able than you (74%)
people just as pickup-able as you (3%)
people less pickup-able than you (22%)
Based on the 1,623,331 submissions before you.
Hello, Romeo/Romea! You scored a...
73%
Love hurts, don't it? You're in pure love— the kind with sonnets and hovering cherubs— and you ache like an old man's back for your crush. The superficial things that other people care about— money, looks, body odor— don't hold much water with you. You wouldn't care if your dreamboat were the Exxon Valdez, so don't be surprised if you ever fall in love with an oily barge. Respect the twinkie, but don't ignore its needs.
FUN FACT...
people more loveable than you (12%)
people just as loveable as you (2%)
people less loveable than you (84%)
Based on the 2,439,562 submissions before you.
You are 82% Pure!
(Very interesting.)
Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:
people less pure than you (92%)
people like you (1%)
people more pure than you (7%)
Based on the 13,706,446 submissions before you.
HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET
(Submissive Introvert Concrete Feeler )
Like just 10% of the population you are a HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET (SICF). You are very tentative in the world and introverted with people--which means you are the shy and silent type. Hence the Internet. But behind your reserved exterior lies a dedicated person with a passion for the concrete truth who wants to, in his heart of hearts, help find missing children. God bless you.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 18, 2077
at the age of 89 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Homicide (12%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Drowning (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
